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Do you know how many times I think about spiders popping up out of nowhere when I’m using the bathroom?
THAT’S A BIG ASS SPIDER. My skin is crawling….
LE CRY D’:
i’d scream like bitch and run like fucking hell.
i am always called riley
I was Kat-er-ina for the longest time. Occasionally I’m Pat. WTF. Some people are real arseholes
a pillow and a dildo.
a pillow and Back To the Future 25th Anniversary DVD
My phone and box of Kleenex……
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
My alarm clock and my husband. Yeah bitches, you’re going down.
Season premiers were weak. The highlight was Barney and Robin dancing, but there was nothing great there… And when are we going to met the mother. So tedious.
On day 3 of this stomach virus. I consider this part the worse stomach pain I’ve ever experienced. I’m glad days 1 and 2 were not like this. I’d like to cry. A lot. Surely the end is near.